Smell no evil?

Larry Gude

Strung Out
An elderly gent was sitting next to his wife in a very crowded, and quiet, church service. He slowly leaned over and whispered into his wife's ear, " I just let a silent but deadly...what should I do?"

His 'wife' leaned over to his ear and gently whispered, " I think the FIRST thing you should do is get your hearing checked. Then, get your eyes checked. Your wife is on your other side and, lastly, never eat that again."
 
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