Larry Gude
Strung Out
This is odd snow. The crystals are so tiny. Nothing to slow their fall.
I think you should be provided with a multi million dollar grant to study the aerodynamics of snowflakes. While you're at it, perhaps you could write us up a report on just how slick snot is. Especially in relation to snow. May as well compare it to sh1t, soap and syrup as well.
Let me know if that's not enough dough.