Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio

[nhboy]

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.

"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.

 

[Dupontster]

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.

"Who the hell is Barack Obama?" Pinocchio sobs.

Fixed it for ya...Just made it back to the original joke..

 

[Tech]

Good thing Clinton wasn't involved, Snow White would not have made it out.

 

[RPMDAD]

Good thing Clinton wasn't involved, Snow White would not have made it out.

Or she may have saved her dress for any possible future DNA testing.

 

[b23hqb]

Good thing Clinton wasn't involved, Snow White would not have made it out.

But Clinton would have been in (in all definitions of what 'in" is), claiming that "it all depends what the definition of sex is, or what the definition of "is" is".

But the big o definitely wins on the greatest liar aspect.....