So..Beauty and the Geek

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
The wife and I saw a little of this show the other night...

One of the girls, the one who was part of the couple who lost and got off the show that night, was a real life Barbie model. Ain't that something?

Well, she has this big life changing emotional experience (crying for the camera and all) that she realized she has dated nothing but a-holes because she was shallow and she found a great guy in one of the geeks. So, I was thinking..

Of course you get nothing but a-holes. Come on, now! You are a Barbie model! The first thought through the guys mind is gonna be, "Heck ya! I can nail Barbie! That's one to tell the guys!"

Besides, you probably won't last long dating her when you finally sleep with her. You can't tell me, as a guy, you wouldn't be sitting there talking dirty like she was Barbie..

"Oh yeah! Ken doesn't do that for you does he!"
"How do you like that in your dream house!"
"Come on, Baby! Let me park it in the garage just like Ken does...!"
"Get down on it, *****! Give me some Barbie fun time action!"

Its the chance of a lifetime... :cartwheel
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
FromTexas said:
The wife and I saw a little of this show the other night...

One of the girls, the one who was part of the couple who lost and got off the show that night, was a real life Barbie model. Ain't that something?

Well, she has this big life changing emotional experience (crying for the camera and all) that she realized she has dated nothing but a-holes because she was shallow and she found a great guy in one of the geeks. So, I was thinking..

Of course you get nothing but a-holes. Come on, now! You are a Barbie model! The first thought through the guys mind is gonna be, "Heck ya! I can nail Barbie! That's one to tell the guys!"

Besides, you probably won't last long dating her when you finally sleep with her. You can't tell me, as a guy, you wouldn't be sitting there talking dirty like she was Barbie..

"Oh yeah! Ken doesn't do that for you does he!"
"How do you like that in your dream house!"
"Come on, Baby! Let me park it in the garage just like Ken does...!"
"Get down on it, *****! Give me some Barbie fun time action!"

Its the chance of a lifetime... :cartwheel
"Hey, let's call Skipper!"
 

Ponytail

New Member
FromTexas said:
...Besides, you probably won't last long dating her when you finally sleep with her. You can't tell me, as a guy, you wouldn't be sitting there talking dirty like she was Barbie..

"Oh yeah! Ken doesn't do that for you does he!"
"How do you like that in your dream house!"
"Come on, Baby! Let me park it in the garage just like Ken does...!"
"Get down on it, *****! Give me some Barbie fun time action!"

...

:roflmao:
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
FromTexas said:
Besides, you probably won't last long dating her when you finally sleep with her. You can't tell me, as a guy, you wouldn't be sitting there talking dirty like she was Barbie..

"Oh yeah! Ken doesn't do that for you does he!"
"How do you like that in your dream house!"
"Come on, Baby! Let me park it in the garage just like Ken does...!"
"Get down on it, *****! Give me some Barbie fun time action!"

Its the chance of a lifetime... :cartwheel


...and you know he would be right 'cause Ken didn't dip that thang in Barbie. That's why they broke up after 20+ years.
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Maybe there would be a video...
 

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