So I started riding on the Metro

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... recently, instead of dealing with the traffic on the beltway. But I found out this morning that there are draw backs.

For instance, this morning, I was sitting right across the aisle from this really sexy Thai girl. I couldn't take my eyes off her - and inevitably my body started to turn against me. I was thinking to myself "Don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."





But she did :(
 
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