So in the continuing saga

SailorGirl

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of cleaning out my parents home, I happened to be working in my brother's bedroom. I may have mentioned at one point or another that I dislike my brother and his "charming" wife intensely. Among todays finds were some autographed baseball cards, some really cool Marvel and DC comic books from the 60's and 70's, a box of porn magazines, a book on Kuma sutra, and a receipt for something called a double edge steel plated dildo for $90.00 charged to my mothers credit card and delivered to a PO box in their name.
 

TPD

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of cleaning out my parents home, I happened to be working in my brother's bedroom. I may have mentioned at one point or another that I dislike my brother and his "charming" wife intensely. Among todays finds were some autographed baseball cards, some really cool Marvel and DC comic books from the 60's and 70's, a box of porn magazines, a book on Kuma sutra, and a receipt for something called a double edge steel plated dildo for $90.00 charged to my mothers credit card and delivered to a PO box in their name.
Sounds like you have hit the mother load!

Can you come help me clean out my parents house when you are done? I don’t think it will be nearly as fun though...
 

SailorGirl

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What kind of dildo has steel plating?

Asking for a friend.
That is an excellent question my friend. I'm familiar with the concept of a dildo, although for clarification purposes I have never used one, nor had one used on me, but steel plated? Isn't that the equivalent of having a gynecologist shove his medical instruments of torture up your whichamacallit parts. That was never that much fun for me.
 
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SailorGirl

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Sounds like you have hit the mother load!

Can you come help me clean out my parents house when you are done? I don’t think it will be nearly as fun though...
Maybe in another year or two. Good lord there's a lot of junk in there.
 

SailorGirl

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Interesting - found them on Amazon and they apparently can be frozen. Not to mention they're cheaper and offer free shipping. It was $9.95 for shipping from SomethingSexyPlaythings.
 

mitzi

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That is an excellent question my friend. I'm familiar with the concept of a dildo, although for clarification purposes I have never used one, nor had one used on me, but steel plated? Isn't that the equivalent of have a gynecologist shove his medical instruments of torture up your whichamacallit parts. That was never that much fun for me.
Sounds like those spectrums, always freezing cold.
 
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