so, lets see here.....

GregV814

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On tap today..

a professional ice skating rink, cost exceeded 28 MILLION DOLLARS is about to open in Fort Washington.... those scallywags and their ice skating....
lets guess when the first shooting will occur....(scoff and laugh as you may, but the first homicide at the National Harbor happened before the place was even completed)

some kids were shot at a high school football game last night, remember when a rumble between school rivals was news-breaking?

riots and antifa will prevail in DC today as a remembrance of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s historic March on DC..... He'd be so disgusted. What is the theme??? Oh yeah, some people allegedly can't register their lazy asses to vote. They sure as Hell can get food stamps though...

WarPig Joe threw 2 M-80's at the Taliban last night....that'll get em...
 

Monello

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There was an ice skating rink on Tucker Rd. I never heard of any problems there when it was open. I heard it caught fire a few months ago. Not sure if it's still open.
 

GregV814

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There was an ice skating rink on Tucker Rd. I never heard of any problems there when it was open. I heard it caught fire a few months ago. Not sure if it's still open.
same one...they just dumped 28 mil in its rebuild....the snarly BLM news reader on NBC4, Mollette something said we needed one in PG County.

Yeah, the Red Wings, Canadiens, other NHL teams will show up and play the Temple Hills Tots...
 

Gilligan

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No one kicks puppies.

We search parking lots for "I'm with Her" and "Riden with Biden" bumper stickers and drop a bagged skunk in the car.

An injection of shrimp water in to the door seal rubber moldings using a meat syringe is powerfully effective at rendering a car uninhabitable over time.....

Or so I've heard.

"Where in hell is that awful smell coming from???"
 

Gilligan

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An injection of shrimp water in to the door seal rubber moldings using a meat syringe is powerfully effective at rendering a car uninhabitable over time.....

Or so I've heard.

"Where in hell is that awful smell coming from???"
They get a nice fresh dose every time they close the car door...:killingme
 

Sneakers

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An injection of shrimp water in to the door seal rubber moldings using a meat syringe is powerfully effective at rendering a car uninhabitable over time.....

Or so I've heard.

"Where in hell is that awful smell coming from???"
There was a story similar to that, don't know if it's true or an urban legend. A bad divorce, woman stuffs old shrimp in the curtain rods before leaving the house. He can't find it, eventually sells the house to her for cheap, she replaces the curtain rods.
 

PeoplesElbow

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There was a story similar to that, don't know if it's true or an urban legend. A bad divorce, woman stuffs old shrimp in the curtain rods before leaving the house. He can't find it, eventually sells the house to her for cheap, she replaces the curtain rods.
I heard it as the hems at the bottom of the curtians.
 

Gilligan

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There was a story similar to that, don't know if it's true or an urban legend. A bad divorce, woman stuffs old shrimp in the curtain rods before leaving the house. He can't find it, eventually sells the house to her for cheap, she replaces the curtain rods.

Might have been where I....I mean, "that guy", got the idea from in the first place.
 

mdff21

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Limburger cheese on top of the catalytic converter will give off a nasty smell., even better if you can get it into the heater vents inside.
 

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
I can personally attest to the smell of bad shrimp. Just remembered this post I made a bunch of years ago. There's also a full version of the shrimp-in-the-curtain-rods.
 

Gilligan

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I can personally attest to the smell of bad shrimp. Just remembered this post I made a bunch of years ago. There's also a full version of the shrimp-in-the-curtain-rods.
Nothing I've found...er...I mean....heard of...smells worse than shrimp water after its gone south. You could put a few drops of it on your lab after she's finished rolling in turds and dead fish that the ospreys drop in the yard and you'll forget all about the former smells.
 

GregV814

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this certainly took a weird turn.
I believe I was talking about Snarlin' Darlin Dianne and her midnight escapades with FD Engine Company 35 in Greenbelt. Her short shorts did have the essence of catfood however.
 

LightRoasted

If I may ...
If I may ...

An injection of shrimp water in to the door seal rubber moldings using a meat syringe is powerfully effective at rendering a car uninhabitable over time.....

Or so I've heard. "Where in hell is that awful smell coming from???"
Now I gotta know. What is shrimp water?
 
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