GregV814
Well-Known Member
A new CDC alert indicates Uncle Malaria is back!!! Yesiree bub. More cases are being reported in Texas and Florida. A resurgence from the total elimination of the disease in the 1960's.
STAY IN YOUR HOUSES, WEAR A MASK, AVOID ILLEGAL ALIENS AT ALL COSTS. Yeah, I mean mosquitos, not illegal aliens. I shudda clarified that.
VeePee Harris will be the Mosquito Czar, monitoring events from her screen porch armed with a can of Deep Woods Raid. Myorkissass says there is no truth to the rumors and innuendos that our visitors from the South weren't carefully screened for any diseases. Including insects.
STAY IN YOUR HOUSES, WEAR A MASK, AVOID ILLEGAL ALIENS AT ALL COSTS. Yeah, I mean mosquitos, not illegal aliens. I shudda clarified that.
VeePee Harris will be the Mosquito Czar, monitoring events from her screen porch armed with a can of Deep Woods Raid. Myorkissass says there is no truth to the rumors and innuendos that our visitors from the South weren't carefully screened for any diseases. Including insects.
