So Thursday Night Trump Will Venture Into the Pit Of Vipers, oh and Joe will be there too...

[Kyle]

First I'm going to preface by saying I will not be staying up to give CNN an audience, however the highlights will no doubt make their way to the news channels the following morning.

1. Who among you feel compelled to watch?

2. Will Trump spend more time debating Dana or Jake?

3. Will Joe be juiced up again on so many amphetamines he sees Uncle Bosie and Cornpop in the audience?

4. Will Joe be checked for an earpiece this time? His delayed answers last time gave it away but he didn't get called out for it.

5. Starting at 9pm, how long until CNN, MSNBC and Mother Jones Declare Joe the VICTOR, raise him on their shoulders and see him off the stage before he can wander away?

 

[RoseRed]

I'll probably fall asleep first.

 

[Sneakers]

Not interested. I'll get the synopsis on the forums next day.

 

[SamSpade]

Not sure. In the past, I watched them religiously, but the exasperating part of them now, is, they don't answer questions.
They spit out talking points and they do that by finding the one they have CLOSEST to what they're asked.

And it's ninety minutes - live. Honestly, I'd like to know if Joe can STAND that long.

 

[vraiblonde]

I'm going to try and watch but I can't make any promises. I've no idea why Republicans ever agree to debates with obviously and vehemently biased moderators. Townhall or Newsmax or even Fox should host a debate, but you know the Dem candidate would spontaneously combust.

Both Bash and Tapper are on record pretty much calling Trump "Hitler" and disparaging him, while sucking the taint of Biden. Trump should have told CNN to piss right off and countered with Newsmax, then they can settle on WSJ. At the very least there should be a liberal moderator and a conservative moderator - not two freaking Dembots.

It's like Trump's interview with Lesley Stahl - why? She's nobody, just another combative biased Democrat bitch.

 

[RoseRed]

I'm going to try and watch but I can't make any promises. I've no idea why Republicans ever agree to debates with obviously and vehemently biased moderators. Townhall or Newsmax or even Fox should host a debate, but you know the Dem candidate would spontaneously combust.

Both Bash and Tapper are on record pretty much calling Trump "Hitler" and disparaging him, while sucking the taint of Biden. Trump should have told CNN to piss right off and countered with Newsmax, then they can settle on WSJ. At the very least there should be a liberal moderator and a conservative moderator - not two freaking Dembots.

It's like Trump's interview with Lesley Stahl - why? She's nobody, just another combative biased Democrat bitch.

I thought he had mentioned have a third at his choosing. I could be wrong.

 

[my-thyme]

How many mic mutes before Trump walks off the stage?

 

[Kyle]

I don’t know, but I was thinking about something similar to that.

Considering they’re going to mute the microphone when they’re not allowed to talk anymore, my bet is going to be the two CNN hosts talking over Trump during his allotted time. Preventing him from clearly getting his answers out, Combining that with repeated contradictions.

Something CNN is good at.

For the most part, I doubt Joe will have to do much at all.

He could just sit on the sidelines with an ice cream cone or pudding cup, and watch the show.

 

[CPUSA]

My guess is Trump agreed to this venue so the viewing audience can see how biased the debate is....
All while forgetting, that's EXACTLY what THIS viewing audience wants...

 

[Ken King]

What I feel will be the best part of the debate is simply how few viewers CNN will get given that it will be simulcast by just about every network out there.

 

[Merlin99]

I don’t know, but I was thinking about something similar to that.

Considering they’re going to mute the microphone when they’re not allowed to talk anymore, my bet is going to be the two CNN hosts talking over Trump during his allotted time. Preventing him from clearly getting his answers out, Combining that with repeated contradictions.

Something CNN is good at.

For the most part, I doubt Joe will have to do much at all.

He could just sit on the sidelines with an ice cream cone or pudding cup, and watch the show.

They’re going to be 20’ apart and there’s always a live microphone, I’m sure Trump will have no problem getting his voice to carry that far

 

[TPD]

I plan on watching for the entertainment and drinking part. There is a drinking game that goes along with the debate right?

 

[Sneakers]

I plan on watching for the entertainment and drinking part. There is a drinking game that goes along with the debate right?

Many, I imagine. Going to be a lot of hangovers Friday.

 

[Ken King]

I plan on watching for the entertainment and drinking part. There is a drinking game that goes along with the debate right?

Be careful, you might end up in a New Guinea cooking pot.

 

[Kyle]

I plan on watching for the entertainment and drinking part. There is a drinking game that goes along with the debate right?

Take a drink anytime Joe calls Trump a convicted felon.

A double shot when he mentions his son that passed away.( Cause of death will vary )

A triple shot whenever Joe mentions one of his imaginary past occupations or assumed ethnicities.

If he mentions uncle Bosey, turn the bottle up.

 

[Kyle]

Trump Preps For Debate Against Biden By Going to Nursing Home And Arguing With Dementia Patients

Trump Preps For Debate Against Biden By Going to Nursing Home And Arguing With Dementia Patients

WEST PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients.

babylonbee.com

 

[RoseRed]

Take a drink anytime Joe calls Trump a convicted felon.

A double shot when he mentions his son that passed away.( Cause of death will vary )

A triple shot whenever Joe mentions one of his imaginary past occupations or assumed ethnicities.

If he mentions uncle Bosey, turn the bottle up.

I guess I might be a maybe. I'll be at mom's on Thursday night and we usually last until about 10:30, so we may be watching. This should be interesting...

 

[glhs837]

My guess is Trump agreed to this venue so the viewing audience can see how biased the debate is....
All while forgetting, that's EXACTLY what THIS viewing audience wants...

Yep. Just like the trial.

Except he didn't forget anything. He knows he'll never get the CNN core anyway. This is for the moderates.

"See, I did their venue with their moderators, and those monkeys did just what you would expect, flung poo and danced in victory"

 

[Hijinx]

I was about to say that Biden is sure to mention Beau, How long will it take before the brain lock kicks in----drug or no drugs, he can't go 90 minutes and still be lucid.

 

[BOP]

I plan on watching for the entertainment and drinking part. There is a drinking game that goes along with the debate right?

Yer gonna wind up comatose.