St. Mary's Co. So what was going on here?

[HelloDave]

Two Injured After Single Vehicle Strikes Utility Pole in California, Police Investigating Collision with Impaired Driving Suspected

On Thursday, December 22, 2022, at approximately 9:52 p.m., police, fire and rescue personnel responded to the intersection of Three Notch Road and Chancellors Run Road in California, for the reported motor vehicle collision with injuries.

smnewsnet.com

 

[Sneakers]

The female passenger was found in the front passenger seat with her pants partially off.

Nothing out of the ordinary....

 

[glhs837]

Some OG distracted driving....... Still a digital device, however, and the driver should be so charged.....

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Some OG distracted driving....... Still a digital device, however, and the driver should be so charged.....

Maybe it was an analog vibrator.

 

[glhs837]

Maybe it was an analog vibrator.

Still ones and Os......

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Still ones and Os......

Sorry I was thinking one of the Bluetooth controlled ones.

 

[glhs837]

Sorry I was thinking one of the Bluetooth controlled ones.

Did you miss the Os? I dont think she did.....

 

[PrchJrkr]

I have a friend who had a similar collision only it was HIM that had his pants down partially. He said the damage to the car was worth it.

 

[TPD]

Proud to report I’ve never been in an accident because of THAT

 

[glhs837]

Proud to report I’ve never been in an accident because of THAT

Task management is a crucial skill

 

[TPD]

Task management is a crucial skill

Exzackery!

 

[Monello]

It seems that the only reason this info made the article is to make it a lot more salacious. I wonder if someone died in the wreck, they would have included that tidbit.

Why not mention that her wig flew off? Or that the impact knocked the guys' shoe off? Maybe she sat on a fire ant mound. Then a few klicks down the road, they started welting her ass big time.

 

[glhs837]

It seems that the only reason this info made the article is to make it a lot more salacious. I wonder if someone died in the wreck, they would have included that tidbit.

Why not mention that her wig flew off? Or that the impact knocked the guys' shoe off? Maybe she sat on a fire ant mound. Then a few klicks down the road, they started welting her ass big time.

Because those things are in line with why might happen in a crash..... Unless she had a money belt with some gold in it, pretty much no way for a crash to take your pants down.....

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Because those things are in line with why might happen in a crash..... Unless she had a money belt with some gold in it, pretty much no way for a crash to take your pants down.....

I dunno, walking sometimes makes mine fall down.

 

[Gilligan]

Proud to report I’ve never been in an accident because of THAT

I'm thinking how SAD I am that I've never been an accident because of that.

Different lyf goals, I guess.....

 

[my-thyme]

 

[glhs837]

I'm thinking how SAD I am that I've never been an accident because of that.

Different lyf goals, I guess.....

Well there's two reasons not to be in an accident that way......

 

[PrchJrkr]

I never had an accident in similar situations, but did catch myself going 70 in a 40.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...

This thread is reminding me of that Robin Williams movie, The World According to Garp, in the accident scene where he is coming home with the kids while his wife is performing fellatio on a fellow sitting in the driver's seat while stopped in the driveway. Coast coast coast, the kids yelled! Then wham! The car hitting causing her to clamp down hard on that fellow's member severing it.

 

[BernieP]

That will teach him to keep both hands on the wheel.