So who would like to read the Quran?

[seekeroftruth]

This is what I found when I googled it.

1. In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.​

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2. Praise be to God, Lord of the Worlds.​

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3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.​

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4. Master of the Day of Judgment.​

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5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help.​

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6. Guide us to the straight path.​

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7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided.​

Sounds good so far.

 

[GregV814]

I can hear Eddie Murphy, imitating Mr. Rogers as a Muslim cleric now:

"Now chillren lest us be clear,
the book say it shall be sweet
to cut off da heads of the infidels
and tickle dey feets"..