...so I might as well come clean. I've used the names Zyg, Warrant guru (the second one, not the one who got the dog) and now Kayelle. I really am the neighbor of the original Warrant guru and she was the one who told me about the forums and how they were so helpful. I ended up pet sitting for her shortly afterwards and while there decided to check out the site. She was already logged on so I decided to pretend to be her since everyone seemed to like her on the site. Then I decided to ask Admin to delete the account because I am tired of her being little miss perfect (the perfect job, the perfect wife, the perfect mom, the perfect neighbor). Wanted to get back at her. Came back as Zyg and said I was her neighbor which was true. Got pissed off at you guys because everyone was so sorry to hear that Warrant guru was gone. Sockgirl ended up giving me her e-mail address to forward to Kelly (the real Warrant Guru). Then everyone on here started thinking I was the real warrant guru so I just carried on like I was her. Unfortunately the act didn't last long and everyone started hating me as her. I e-mailed Admin again and said delete the account for Zyg and the second Warrant guru that I had made up to come back as the real warrant guru. Well, boredom set in and I wanted back in so I got an account on hotmail and came back as Kayelle. No one would hate a Swedish college girl. Well, I screwed up with the pictures and you know the rest. Last night I saw Kelly out with her kids and she told me that she had finally e-mailed Sockgirl with an up-date about her Malamute Tika. She told me that she told sockgirl that she was given the e-mail address by me (Zyg at the time) and that she could no longer get onto the forums. Knowing that sockgirl would have told her about Zyg saying she was Warrant guru and then being so mean on the forum, I thought I better come clean myself, to explain myself, before she did. You all are right. I am a pathetic excuse of a person and I have no friends. I just wanted to be liked but even to faceless people on the Internet, I'm still a jerk. I am truly sorry (although I am sure it means nothing) for anyone that I hurt. There really are nice people on here and it's too bad I'm so stupid for screwing it up. Plus now Kelly can't even get back on because her account was deleted because of me. Again, I really am sorry.