Taz
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some i'd heard, some i hadn't
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." she was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't more," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaner over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Five minutes later......
"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." she was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't more," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaner over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Five minutes later......
"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"