Some see Virgin Mary in underpass stain

[AC/DC]

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.

 

[nomoney]

it looks like a jelly fish

 

[RoseRed]

Looks like someone bending over.

 

[AC/DC]

it looks like a jelly fish

or a water stain....

People are so desperate for a sign these days; they seem to see what they want to see.

 

[trisha]

Isn't the Virgin Mary busy enough where she doesn't have time to appear as a stain?

 

[morganj614]

Looks like a bent over lady..

 

[Tigerlily]

Looks like a bent over lady..

Looks like someone's not going to be a virgin anymore.

 

[morganj614]

Looks like someone's not going to be a virgin anymore.

 

[Larry Gude]

Dateline Chicago...

Today on the outskirts of Chicago, a speeding motorist, who some say bore a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mother, ploughed through a gathering throng of onlookers who were, alternately, looking for the image of the very same Mother Mary in that nicotine stain you get on the end of a filtered cigarette, in this case, a Pall Mall unfiltered, which we can not, as yet, explain, or helping to find a lost contact lens. How the cigarette butt got onto the road surface is still being investigated.

Unconfirmed reports say she was, The Holy Mother, with certainty, on her cell phone and white smoke was coming from the tailpipe.

Developing...

 

[vraiblonde]

And yet they can't figure out why people make fun of religion.

 

[Hello6]

I can't seem to look at "underpass" and not have my brain make it say Stain in underpants. Perhaps that's the next sign. Crowd gathers at laundromat to gaze upon image of Virgin Mary Stain in Underpants. Man quoted as saying "Jesus told me not to wipe".

 

[vraiblonde]

"Jesus told me not to wipe".

Running with Scissors!

 

[chaotic]

I can't seem to look at "underpass" and not have my brain make it say Stain in underpants. Perhaps that's the next sign. Crowd gathers at laundromat to gaze upon image of Virgin Mary Stain in Underpants. Man quoted as saying "Jesus told me not to wipe".

I had to read that headline twice to convince me it didn't say underpants. But that just may be because I like the word underpants way too much. Underpants underpants underpants. I was an underpants model in France. Nothing like warm underpants straight from the dryer. My underpants were on backwards today, but everybody was polite not to mention it.

(I think I've got that out of my system now. No - wait - Underpants! Ok, that's it. We now resume our normal thread.)

 

[Bustem' Down]

I know if I were God, I'd put all my messeges to the faithful in underpass water stains.

 

[RoseRed]

Running with Scissors!

Picnic table decor!

 

[CruddyLee]

i saw the virgin eloise at food lion yesterday, but she looked pretty skanky to me.

 

[Railroad]

I'm amazed at how stupid people can be! (Glad I'm not Catholic!)

 

[willie]

I'm amazed at how stupid people can be! (Glad I'm not Catholic!)

They are the only one's that hallucinate?

 

[Lenny]

They are the only one's that hallucinate?

Naw, we already know many Democrats hallucinated during the 2004 election run-up.