some terms of endearment are not taken well

[bcp]

Ok, so for christmas I got this branding kit so I could put my initials on my farm animals for identification reasons.

so, as you all know I have been in a bit of pain lately, and as such I have been privilaged to some rather fine drugs.

at the time it seemed like a good idea to show my wife just how much I loved her, and just how much I intended on keeping her as mine for as long as I should live.

so, I waited until she went to sleep and I fired up the branding iron.
did you know that from a dead sleep a women can within seconds jump to the ceiling, get into the kitchen and be back with her favorite pan to inflict a near deadly strike to the head of her loving husband?

its all good though, long after the bumps are gone from my head, she will still be wearing the BCP brand on her left butt cheek.

maybe a tatoo would have been a better choice?

 

[BS Gal]

Ok, so for christmas I got this branding kit so I could put my initials on my farm animals for identification reasons.

so, as you all know I have been in a bit of pain lately, and as such I have been privilaged to some rather fine drugs.

at the time it seemed like a good idea to show my wife just how much I loved her, and just how much I intended on keeping her as mine for as long as I should live.

so, I waited until she went to sleep and I fired up the branding iron.
did you know that from a dead sleep a women can within seconds jump to the ceiling, get into the kitchen and be back with her favorite pan to inflict a near deadly strike to the head of her loving husband?

its all good though, long after the bumps are gone from my head, she will still be wearing the BCP brand on her left butt cheek.

maybe a tatoo would have been a better choice?

Wait till she falls asleep and hit the right cheek as well. Then she will know she is truly loved.

 

[onebdzee]

She was just showing you how much she loves you back

 

[Nanny Pam]

She was just showing you how much she loves you back

 

[Sentry1]

Bring a whole new meaning to your initials/brand... Butt Cheek Pain

 

[DoWhat]

I fired up the branding iron.
did you know that from a dead sleep a women can within seconds jump to the ceiling, get into the kitchen and be back with her favorite pan to inflict a near deadly strike to the head of her loving husband?

its all good though, long after the bumps are gone from my head, she will still be wearing the BCP brand on her left butt cheek.

Prior to applying the hot branding iron on her ass, it is a good idea to smack her ass beat red. But in order to do that, it is wise to tie the woman up first.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Prior to applying the hot branding iron on her ass, it is a good idea to smack her ass beat red. But in order to do that, it is wise to tie the woman up first.

Sounds like experience talking.

 

[DoWhat]

Sounds like experience talking.

Like my wife would ever allow me to tie her up.

She would smack the $hit out of me, for just thinking about it.


But, she ain't very good at reading my mind.