b23hqb
Well-Known Member
Received this list from a Christian brother of mine:
GENTLE THOUGHTS FOR TODAY:
A PENNY SAVED IS A GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT.
THE OLDER YOU GET, THE TOUGHER IT IS TO LOSE WEIGHT, BECAUSE BY THEN YOUR
BODY AND YOUR FAT HAVE GOTTEN TO BE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.
THE EASIEST WAY TO FIND SOMETHING AROUND THE HOUSE IS TO BUY A REPLACEMENT,
HE WHO HESITATES IS PROBABLY RIGHT.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE: THE ROMAN NUMERALS FOR FORTY (40) are XL. (arrrgggghhhhhh!)
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF A CHILD'S MIDDLE NAME IS SO HE CAN TELL WHEN HE'S
REALLY IN TROUBLE.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE: WHEN YOU PUT THE 2 WORDS 'THE' AND 'IRS' TOGETHER IT
SPELLS 'THEIRS!'
AGING: EVENTUALLY YOU WILL REACH A POINT WHEN YOU STOP LYING ABOUT YOUR
AGE AND START BRAGGING ABOUT IT.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME, I WANT PEOPLE TO
KNOW 'WHY' I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY AND SOME OF THE ROADS
WEREN'T PAVED.
WHEN YOU ARE DISSATISFIED AND WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK TO YOUR YOUTH, THINK
OF ALGEBRA.
ONE OF THE MANY THINGS NO ONE TELLS YOU ABOUT AGING IS THAT IT IS SUCH A
NICE CHANGE FROM BEING YOUNG. AH, BEING YOUNG IS BEAUTIFUL, BUT BEING OLD
IS COMFORTABLE.
LORD, KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDER AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH....
Ain't that all the truth, amen?
GENTLE THOUGHTS FOR TODAY:
A PENNY SAVED IS A GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT.
THE OLDER YOU GET, THE TOUGHER IT IS TO LOSE WEIGHT, BECAUSE BY THEN YOUR
BODY AND YOUR FAT HAVE GOTTEN TO BE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.
THE EASIEST WAY TO FIND SOMETHING AROUND THE HOUSE IS TO BUY A REPLACEMENT,
HE WHO HESITATES IS PROBABLY RIGHT.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE: THE ROMAN NUMERALS FOR FORTY (40) are XL. (arrrgggghhhhhh!)
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF A CHILD'S MIDDLE NAME IS SO HE CAN TELL WHEN HE'S
REALLY IN TROUBLE.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE: WHEN YOU PUT THE 2 WORDS 'THE' AND 'IRS' TOGETHER IT
SPELLS 'THEIRS!'
AGING: EVENTUALLY YOU WILL REACH A POINT WHEN YOU STOP LYING ABOUT YOUR
AGE AND START BRAGGING ABOUT IT.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME, I WANT PEOPLE TO
KNOW 'WHY' I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY AND SOME OF THE ROADS
WEREN'T PAVED.
WHEN YOU ARE DISSATISFIED AND WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK TO YOUR YOUTH, THINK
OF ALGEBRA.
ONE OF THE MANY THINGS NO ONE TELLS YOU ABOUT AGING IS THAT IT IS SUCH A
NICE CHANGE FROM BEING YOUNG. AH, BEING YOUNG IS BEAUTIFUL, BUT BEING OLD
IS COMFORTABLE.
LORD, KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDER AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH....
Ain't that all the truth, amen?
So true - why is youth always wasted on the young?