Someone butt dials you...
- Thread starter NOTSMC
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Well not many people I know have ears on their butt.
What if they have their head up their ass?
Did they tape the phone to their head, otherwise (while not really proficient) they probably still couldn't hear it. Hey @GregV814 do you know if they would even get service?
I take it that you are asking me. If so, you seem to have a wealth of knowledge about many concepts (some cogent some not so much) and figured you might have some insight on the matter.
The topic of tobacco enemas has periodically provided media outlets seeking a quirky history and science feature with colorful material. An oft-mentioned tale, for example, is the 1746 case of a man who, in an effort to save his drowned wife, inserted the stem end of his tobacco pipe into her rectum, covered the lit bowl with paper, and "blew hard" — allegedly reviving her.
Many of these stories or anecdotes invoke the phrase "blow smoke up your ass" — commonly interpreted to mean acts of deception such as telling someone what they want to hear, or insincerely flattering them — to draw a connection between the tobacco enema practice and the phrase. Others have invoked the phrase to point out that humans indeed once considered blowing smoke into a human's ass to have been a perfectly reasonable practice:
Many of these stories or anecdotes invoke the phrase "blow smoke up your ass" — commonly interpreted to mean acts of deception such as telling someone what they want to hear, or insincerely flattering them — to draw a connection between the tobacco enema practice and the phrase. Others have invoked the phrase to point out that humans indeed once considered blowing smoke into a human's ass to have been a perfectly reasonable practice:
