Someone please explain to me...

[vraiblonde]

....why anyone would want to vacation at this hippie commune??

http://oceanhaven.com/htmls/practices.html

It was in the news because right below their sign that says "We Welcome Divertisy", there's a sign that says "No Bush Voters"



Mmmm...yummy! If you get hungry, they'll sell you some soy milk and organic granola!
http://oceanhaven.com/htmls/menu.html

 

[mAlice]

:ripoff:

 

[Larry Gude]

Jeez...

...look at the list of no-no's.

No visitors.
No beach fires.
No smoking.
No Hummers.

So hell, can't 1/2 the Clintons come either!

 

[Christy]

And it's for non-smokers only.

 

[Pete]

....why anyone would want to vacation at this hippie commune??

http://oceanhaven.com/htmls/practices.html

It was in the news because right below their sign that says "We Welcome Divertisy", there's a sign that says "No Bush Voters"



Mmmm...yummy! If you get hungry, they'll sell you some soy milk and organic granola!
http://oceanhaven.com/htmls/menu.html

If you get the $2.00 choc bar you get your very own love poem inside the wrapper!

 

[Sharon]

No visitors
No pets
No maid serivce
No smoking
No room phones
No internet
No TV
No campfires
No candles
No BBQ's
No incense

Prisoners in jail have it better than that.

 

[AC/DC]

No visitors
No pets
No maid serivce
No smoking
No room phones
No internet
No TV
No campfires
No candles
No BBQ's
No incense

No takers......

 

[somdcrab]

 

[vraiblonde]

Sorry no popcorn. The manatees might accidentally ingest it and die.

And no artificially flavored beverages either.

 

[somdcrab]

Sorry no popcorn. The manatees might accidentally ingest it and die.

And no artificially flavored beverages either.

 

[somdcrab]

:martini: :drunk: :drunk:


how ya like me now??????

 

[Toxick]

That's a vacation that looks as fun as a kick in the yam-bag.





NO FUN ALLOWED


Especially the part about where you have to clean your own mess, etc. If I'm on vacation, that's one of the things I'm trying to get away from.

 

[virgovictoria]

I say, learn how to spell "butts" as in cigarette butts and a big gigantic

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