Taz
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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
earth with broccoli and cauliflower, spinach, green, yellow and red
vegetables off all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
lives. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from
the cane and combined them. And woman went from size 6 to size 14.
And God created the healthy yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man
found so fair. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's
(oh, don't forget bubble gum flavor) and Krispy Cream Donuts. And Satan
said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said "Yea," and woman said,
"and another one with sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman
unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth the deep-fryer for the fish
and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man gained
more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fried them as well. And man gained even more
pounds.
God then brought running shoes so that his children might lose those extra
pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not
have to get up to change the channels. And man and woman laughed and cried
before the flickering light and gained many more pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's & Burger King and their
99-cent double cheeseburger. Then he said, "You want fries with that?" And
man replied, "Yeah! and super size 'em." And Satan said "It is good." And
man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
earth with broccoli and cauliflower, spinach, green, yellow and red
vegetables off all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
lives. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from
the cane and combined them. And woman went from size 6 to size 14.
And God created the healthy yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man
found so fair. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's
(oh, don't forget bubble gum flavor) and Krispy Cream Donuts. And Satan
said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said "Yea," and woman said,
"and another one with sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman
unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth the deep-fryer for the fish
and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man gained
more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fried them as well. And man gained even more
pounds.
God then brought running shoes so that his children might lose those extra
pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not
have to get up to change the channels. And man and woman laughed and cried
before the flickering light and gained many more pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's & Burger King and their
99-cent double cheeseburger. Then he said, "You want fries with that?" And
man replied, "Yeah! and super size 'em." And Satan said "It is good." And
man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.