OrneryPest
lower life form
It was fun being a baby boomer . . . till now. Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
1. Herman's Hermits
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3 Bobby Darin
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4 Ringo Starr
I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
5.Roberta Flack
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6.Johnny Nash
I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9.Marvin Gaye
I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10.Procol Harem
A Whiter Shade of Hair
11.Leo Sayer
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12 The Temptations
Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone
13.Abba
Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando
Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
15 Helen Reddy
I am Woman, Hear me Snore
16 Willie Nelson
On the Throne Again
17 Leslie Gore
It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
1. Herman's Hermits
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3 Bobby Darin
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4 Ringo Starr
I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
5.Roberta Flack
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6.Johnny Nash
I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9.Marvin Gaye
I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10.Procol Harem
A Whiter Shade of Hair
11.Leo Sayer
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12 The Temptations
Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone
13.Abba
Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando
Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
15 Helen Reddy
I am Woman, Hear me Snore
16 Willie Nelson
On the Throne Again
17 Leslie Gore
It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
