Sophisticated Bathroom Wall Humor

[rraley]

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress! ---written in a stall at the House of Representatives

JESUS SAVES!
But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? --- From the bathroom at American University

 

[Tonio]

The funniest bathroom wall joke I've seen is a chart "proving" that intelligence is inversely proportional to penis size. Apparently the really smart guys are equipped like Ken dolls (no wonder Barbie ditched him), and the really dumb guys are obsessed with their Washington monuments.