Sorry, Officer, but...

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
a unicorn was driving, not me. :yikes:

BILLINGS, Mont. - A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

:roflmao:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Vince said:
If he's seeing unicorns, he's been drinking a looonnnngggg time. :otter:

:lmao:

Five drunken driving convictions and the last one 14 years ago. Yep, I'd say he has a LONG drinking history. :otter:
 

Vince

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jazz lady said:
Five drunken driving convictions and the last one 14 years ago. Yep, I'd say he has a LONG drinking history. :otter:
Definitely been a long time since he was caught. Time to throw this one into a padded cell. :banghead:
 

Ponytail

New Member
Kerad said:
:yeahthat:

I agree. I mean, really....who honestly thinks unicorns are good drivers? :rolleyes:

:yeahthat: They are almost extinct. If they were all that good at avoiding danger, there'd be more of them. :yay:
 
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