Southern Girl Goes To Vegas

[AK-74me]

A very attractive blonde woman from Tennessee arrived in Vegas and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." rolleyes2.gif

With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."



Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men... are men.

 

[Jeff]

Wonder what would happen if I tried that?

 

[Bronwyn]

Wonder what would happen if I tried that?

Let me know when you are ready to try it, I wanna see!

 

[Jeff]

Let me know when you are ready to try it, I wanna see!

Could prove interesting. These days the dealers might have preferred ME doing it anyway.

 

[Bronwyn]

Could prove interesting. These days the dealers might have preferred ME doing it anyway.

I haven't been in Vegas for 2 years. Now I know why I didn't win anything.

 

[Jeff]

I haven't been in Vegas for 2 years. Now I know why I didn't win anything.

The dealers would be thinking " How could she just throw that beautiful blouse on the floor like that? Jeese!"

 

[Bronwyn]

The dealers would be thinking " How could she just throw that beautiful blouse on the floor like that? Jeese!"

I think with me they would be wondering if I would be knocking myself in the eye!

 

[Jeff]

I think with me they would be wondering if I would be knocking myself in the eye!

I sure would have bragging rights if they were wondering if I were going to knock myself in the eye.

 

[anniemay]

that's pretty good

 

[Bavarian]

This would not happen. The tables and all gaming areas are watched by hidden cameras. If one was to try this, the security would have checked the roll from the camera above and she would have been stopped. And the dealers would have been removed.

 

[Jeff]

This would not happen. The tables and all gaming areas are watched by hidden cameras. If one was to try this, the security would have checked the roll from the camera above and she would have been stopped. And the dealers would have been removed.

Well, There go my weekend plans. Thanks

 

[mv_princess]

This would not happen. The tables and all gaming areas are watched by hidden cameras. If one was to try this, the security would have checked the roll from the camera above and she would have been stopped. And the dealers would have been removed.

Way to ruin the joke. And BTW just incase you didn't know it's just a joke. You know, Ha ha.

 

[dbquad1993]

This would not happen. The tables and all gaming areas are watched by hidden cameras. If one was to try this, the security would have checked the roll from the camera above and she would have been stopped. And the dealers would have been removed.

I would expect a little more fun from "Bavarian".

 

[Chain729]

I think with me they would be wondering if I would be knocking myself in the eye!

:worthless