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Only happy When It Rains
1 A guy from Southern Maryland passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
2 How can you tell if a Southern Maryland redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
3 Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Southern Maryland to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
4 What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Southern Maryland?
Documentaries.
5 Where was the tooth brush invented? Southern Maryland (and West
Virginia). If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
6 A Maryland State trooper pulls over a pickup on Route 235 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
7 Did you hear about the $3 million Maryland State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
8 The governor's home in Southern Maryland burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! Up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
9 A new law was recently passed in Southern Maryland. . . When a
couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.
10 At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Southern Maryland driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"
11 Folks in Southern Maryland now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted".
12 A Southern Maryland man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her Husband!
2 How can you tell if a Southern Maryland redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
3 Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Southern Maryland to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
4 What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Southern Maryland?
Documentaries.
5 Where was the tooth brush invented? Southern Maryland (and West
Virginia). If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
6 A Maryland State trooper pulls over a pickup on Route 235 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
7 Did you hear about the $3 million Maryland State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
8 The governor's home in Southern Maryland burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! Up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
9 A new law was recently passed in Southern Maryland. . . When a
couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.
10 At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Southern Maryland driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"
11 Folks in Southern Maryland now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted".
12 A Southern Maryland man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her Husband!
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I can see this happening.