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WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very
slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look
back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away
from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin,
however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of
seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going
to marry you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on
the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you
can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be
easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums
have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
attitude. Sometimes you become so
withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. One day, however, it
won't work, and you may find your problems actually running you over.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the
living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you
have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They
love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the
essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
Catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to
the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from
Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where
do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs.
If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you
well.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your
fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved
ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism
will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you
appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to
because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you
can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because
Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what
the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you,
too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior,
but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a
fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're
not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned
with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and
behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum
is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very
slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look
back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away
from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin,
however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of
seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going
to marry you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on
the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you
can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be
easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums
have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
attitude. Sometimes you become so
withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. One day, however, it
won't work, and you may find your problems actually running you over.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the
living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you
have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They
love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the
essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
Catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to
the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from
Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where
do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs.
If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you
well.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your
fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved
ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism
will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you
appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to
because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you
can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because
Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what
the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you,
too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior,
but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a
fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're
not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned
with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and
behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum
is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.
