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For a few years, a man has been having an affair with an Italian woman. One night after having sex, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation, job, or family, they agreed that he would pay her a nice sum of money to return to Italy, and when the baby was born, he would send her child support until the kid reached 18 years old. She agreed, but asked how she could contact him and let him the baby was born. He told her to simply send him a postcard with "Spaghetti" written on it. then he would start with the support payments.

About eight months later, he comes home from work, and his wife tells him he received the strangest postcard. He read the postcard, turned white, and fainted. The card read:

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti - three with bread sticks and meatballs, two without. Need lots of extra sauce.