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PelyKat
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A man got pulled over for speeding. The patrolman walked up to the car and asked, "Where you goin' in such a hurry, sir?"
The guy replied, "I'm going to work."
"Oh yeah? What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
The patrolman was stunned and silent for a moment, then asked, "A rectum stretcher?"
"Of course, first you get one finger in and work it around until you can get two fingers in. Then you work that until you can get both hands into the job. You stretch and stretch until you can get a foot on the rim in addition to both hands and work that out until you've got both hands and feet in there. You keep working everything until the rectum is 6 foot."
Amazed the patrolman asked, "What do you need a 6 foot a**hole for?"
"Oh, you give him a gun, badge, uniform and car and put him on the highway!"
The guy replied, "I'm going to work."
"Oh yeah? What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
The patrolman was stunned and silent for a moment, then asked, "A rectum stretcher?"
"Of course, first you get one finger in and work it around until you can get two fingers in. Then you work that until you can get both hands into the job. You stretch and stretch until you can get a foot on the rim in addition to both hands and work that out until you've got both hands and feet in there. You keep working everything until the rectum is 6 foot."
Amazed the patrolman asked, "What do you need a 6 foot a**hole for?"
"Oh, you give him a gun, badge, uniform and car and put him on the highway!"