FromTexas
This Space for Rent
We all have walked out and experienced the vast yellow carpet over our cars and homes, felt it in our sinuses, and each had our own thoughts about it. Some have griped about clean cars, some have enjoyed the feeling of knowing it is the beginning of a long and precious season, and others are just others. I want to take this moment to share another thought with you to help you enjoy this grand moment of spring.
As you go out and notice the carpet of yellow and the sneezes signifying it is also coating your precious respiratory cavities, remember this. You have just walked out into the byproduct of natures massive woodland after winter orgy. Not much different than rolling around in the sheets of a seedy motel room with all night porn and touching all the coating of those sheets many upon many participants. You, your cars, and your homes are coated in the love seed of hundreds upon hundreds of participants in a botanical sex show rivaling far over any red light show in Amsterdam. So, take this moment, suck in the air, and enjoy being the sordid slimed sheets of the $10 an hour mother nature motor hotel. Spring is in the air!
As you go out and notice the carpet of yellow and the sneezes signifying it is also coating your precious respiratory cavities, remember this. You have just walked out into the byproduct of natures massive woodland after winter orgy. Not much different than rolling around in the sheets of a seedy motel room with all night porn and touching all the coating of those sheets many upon many participants. You, your cars, and your homes are coated in the love seed of hundreds upon hundreds of participants in a botanical sex show rivaling far over any red light show in Amsterdam. So, take this moment, suck in the air, and enjoy being the sordid slimed sheets of the $10 an hour mother nature motor hotel. Spring is in the air!
