Have any of you been to the mall in Waldorf lately? Seems like they're moving everything around - I went in and the Borders Express had moved to the lower level - thank goodness I asked because I thought it closed. Bath & Body moved downstairs too - there's even a Build a Bear. Someone said they're spending 14 million to renovate the place. It sure needs SOMETHING.
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It should be burned down, its just crime central in waldorf.RoseRed said:
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Article in July 8 edition of TIME re: banning mall rats
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1638449,00.html
Article in July 8 edition of TIME re: banning mall rats
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1638449,00.html
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I was there yesterday and I believe the $14 million price tag. There is a kiosk near Macy's with renderings of what the "new mall" will look like as well as sample finishes they will use in the renovation. I agree though, the money would be better spent cleaning up the riff-raff than making it look pretty.
I am relieved to hear B&B moved downstairs and didn't disappear altogether.
I am relieved to hear B&B moved downstairs and didn't disappear altogether.
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I totally agree. A measly 14 megabucks is a mere pittance against what that place really needs.RoseRed said:
Dork
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Did they move the area designated for carjacking? Are the purse snatching and robbery kiosks still near Sears? How about the bathrooms? Did they make the stalls any bigger to accomodate the homos hooking up or do they still have to use the glory holes for cheap thrills? I always thought it would be a good idea to move the registers in some of the stores closer to the exits and designate some of them for use for customers with stolen credit cards only. That way, they could get away faster. Oh, and they should put in a special dressing room just for the punk teenagers who want to change into their loser clothing after mom drops them off at the curb.
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BernieP said:
Here's a business idea. Open a kiosk and sell all the hot items in demand by the residents of Waldorf. Ski masks, fake guns, knives, gloves. People can get their fake IDs and bad checks printed while they wait. You could sell duct taped lined bags to be used to get those pesky theft deterrant items through the doors. Sell those metal rods that open car doors and dent pullers to pop the ignition switch. How about clothing that changes colors while you are running away from the crime scene so it's harder to get identified by any witnesses. You could even sell small packs of cigarettes that could easily be stored in your prison wallet. Fake license plates, rolling papers, etc. I could go on.
Anyone have any ideas what we could call this business?
I'd call the store "The CrimeSEEN". We could print a catalog and sell all of the items that DORK suggested. Only to include a few other things. VIP lounge in the back where users could shoot and smoke up, fully staffed by a paramedic on standby for overdoses...
We could also give courses on how to rob people, how to force your way into someones home at night and my personal favorite "evading and eluding, how not to get caught" and how to lie to police.
For the younger hoods, we would open up a balcony that overlooked the 1st floor and host spitting contests, where angry gang affiliated youths can spit onto shoppers, mall security and cops. They are also free to take off their ghetto hats and encouraged to flick nits onto the unsuspecting below as well. Every assault must be followed up with your gangsign.... gotta represent!
For all the lady gangstas, we would have a daycare. So that all mothers on welfare coudl drop off their kids and drop out, literally. Take the day off. Go smoke get lit and turn tricks in the back hallways of the mall and behind the dumpsters. We sell fake namebadges so you can pretend you work in the mall which enables you access to these area's, and no need for protection, you already got AID's.
And finally once a week we will have our Grand Theft Auto crime spree marathon. Gang member that gets the most points by stealing, shooting, stabbing, cussing, and fighting his way to the top, wins... 1000 in stolen merchandise and weaponry to outfit his streetgang. Theres also Gore points too, if you cover the floor in front of the Old Navy with blood by fighting, or assault and hospitalize a security rat, thats another 100 points.
This weeks contests in the battle for control over the St. Charles Arena.... the Northside crips from Landover... the Central Ave Mafia based outta seat pleasant, The car theives from oxen hill and Ft. Wash.
the Nanjemoy bloods based out of Nanjemoy, the ROC Point MS-13 chapter, and Waldorfs Westside Crips. Word on the street is the clowns of death are gonna show too, faces painted and all!
Let the games begin! Word on the street is that Mall Security has no control, and someone has already stolen one of their turkeybacon vehicles....
We could also give courses on how to rob people, how to force your way into someones home at night and my personal favorite "evading and eluding, how not to get caught" and how to lie to police.
For the younger hoods, we would open up a balcony that overlooked the 1st floor and host spitting contests, where angry gang affiliated youths can spit onto shoppers, mall security and cops. They are also free to take off their ghetto hats and encouraged to flick nits onto the unsuspecting below as well. Every assault must be followed up with your gangsign.... gotta represent!
For all the lady gangstas, we would have a daycare. So that all mothers on welfare coudl drop off their kids and drop out, literally. Take the day off. Go smoke get lit and turn tricks in the back hallways of the mall and behind the dumpsters. We sell fake namebadges so you can pretend you work in the mall which enables you access to these area's, and no need for protection, you already got AID's.
And finally once a week we will have our Grand Theft Auto crime spree marathon. Gang member that gets the most points by stealing, shooting, stabbing, cussing, and fighting his way to the top, wins... 1000 in stolen merchandise and weaponry to outfit his streetgang. Theres also Gore points too, if you cover the floor in front of the Old Navy with blood by fighting, or assault and hospitalize a security rat, thats another 100 points.
This weeks contests in the battle for control over the St. Charles Arena.... the Northside crips from Landover... the Central Ave Mafia based outta seat pleasant, The car theives from oxen hill and Ft. Wash.
the Nanjemoy bloods based out of Nanjemoy, the ROC Point MS-13 chapter, and Waldorfs Westside Crips. Word on the street is the clowns of death are gonna show too, faces painted and all!
Let the games begin! Word on the street is that Mall Security has no control, and someone has already stolen one of their turkeybacon vehicles....
