St. Mary's County Live Dispatch

[nitwhit3286]

Sence you know him/her??? He/she is a lokal??? Wow, U so smahaaat!!

No, I don't know any idiots..but if you count some of the people that post on these forums I do...and yeah I consider myself smaahhhatt tyvm

 

[Mikeinsmd]

ALERT ALERT ALERT


pingrr just tripped and fell on his ninja sword.


Details on MSNBC later brought to you by Andy.




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[LexiGirl75]

I just farted and sneezed at the same time!!

I beg to differ, I am pretty certain you sneezed first.

 

[MJ]

I just farted and sneezed at the same time!!

It's not news if it's something that happens all the time.

 

[PrchJrkr]

It's not news if it's something that happens all the time.

:snart:

 

[mizteresa1965]

I just farted and sneezed at the same time!!

 

[chernmax]

I beg to differ, I am pretty certain you sneezed first.

And the fart had a lump in it!!!

 

[Mikeinsmd]

And the fart had a lump in it!!!

:skidmarks:

 

[SMC Dispatch]

Medical Box 209, 2:54 PM, Chest Pain, Co. 29, M2 (Responding)
At Mechanicsville Elementary School-30 Year Old Female.

 

[LexiGirl75]

And the fart had a lump in it!!!

That can't be normal. Call 911!!!

 

[SMC Dispatch]

Medical Box 209, 2:54 PM, Chest Pain, Co. 29, M2 (Responding)
At Mechanicsville Elementary School-30 Year Old Female.

Amb 299 (Responds at 2:57 PM)

 

[RoseRed]

Amb 299 (Responds at 2:57 PM)

Will you be providing your service 24/7/365?

 

[SMC Dispatch]

Will you be providing your service 24/7/365?

Negative. But i will post other calls that i have recieved thru print out. And i will post then when available.

 

[kwillia]

Medical Box 209, 2:54 PM, Chest Pain, Co. 29, M2 (Responding)
At Mechanicsville Elementary School-30 Year Old Female.

I'm suspecting Little Johnny finally got on her last nerve...

 

[Mikeinsmd]

I'm suspecting Little Johnny finally got on her last nerve...

I think it's Ehesef's headlights acting up....

 

[nitwhit3286]

I'm suspecting Little Johnny finally got on her last nerve...

kwillia..you are making me have tears in my eyes..stop it! haha

 

[oldman]

I had a sip of water, ate a Hershey's kiss, sent out an email and went pee-pee if it makes you feel better.

I don't think we really need to know you had a sip of water, ate a Hershey's kiss or sent out an email. The other is interesting though.

 

[SMC Dispatch]

Amb 299 (Responds at 2:57 PM)

Amb 299 is En Route to St. Mary's Hospital Priority 2, ETA of about 15-20 Minutes. Will meet M2 while En Route.

 

[Nanny Pam]

 

[SoMDGirl42]

That can't be normal. Call 911!!!

Ya'll are gonna make me loose my job sitting here laughing at this thread!