Starbucks

[High EGT]

The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the azzpole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge azzpole.

George Carlin

 

[USWWarrior]

I could not even drink that let alone order it. I guess I am just too simple, all I ever say is, Venti coffee, room for cream please.

 

[ohstate]

Mine's simple, but the starbucks ordering system makes is sound complicated. It's expresso, skim milk and chocolate, but they call it a "triple grande nonfat no whip mocha". Fancy way of saying I want a lot of caffiene in my hot chocolate.

 

[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

Mine's simple, but the starbucks ordering system makes is sound complicated. It's expresso, skim milk and chocolate, but they call it a "triple grande nonfat no whip mocha". Fancy way of saying I want a lot of caffiene in my hot chocolate.

umm

how come my orders are so simple then?

its like

"Do ya'll still have them blueberry things you had over the summer?"

'Yes'

"Well i'll take one of them iced tea blueberry ones then. The small size."

lol, i did that whenever they didn't have the sign up for the blueberry specials from over the summer



EDIT:

After further recollection, they did overcomplicate it. They had the nerve to ask me "Sweetened or Un-Sweetened". I just gave them a blank stare. (not really, i said sweetened of course. who doesn't love sweet tea?! )

 

[USWWarrior]

Well all I can say now is GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MLGTS08]

NOw I want starbucks...grande java chip YUM

 

[lovinmaryland]

I want a pumpkin spice latte w/ skim milk no whipped cream or a chocolate fudge brownie frappachino

 

[MLGTS08]

I want a pumpkin spice latte w/ skim milk no whipped cream or a chocolate fudge brownie frappachino

Oh man YUM is that frozen or hot?

 

[MMDad]

I say "Large coffee - strong, hot, black, and bitter - like my wimmens."

Then they spout their stupid gibberish, and I get a coffee.

 

[lovinmaryland]

Oh man YUM is that frozen or hot?

It is frozen it is the mocha frappachino with chunks of starbucks own espresso fudge brownies... but they dont have it out here where I used to live (san diego) the used to have it and they also had a drive up starbucks

 

[MLGTS08]

It is frozen it is the mocha frappachino with chunks of starbucks own espresso fudge brownies... but they dont have it out here where I used to live (san diego) the used to have it and they also had a drive up starbucks

Sounds kind of like the java chip but sounds yummmm

 

[mainman]

It is frozen it is the mocha frappachino with chunks of starbucks own espresso fudge brownies... but they dont have it out here where I used to live (san diego) the used to have it and they also had a drive up starbucks

I'll call the waaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance....

 

[crabcake]

Grande white mocha double shot with skim -- hot in the winter; iced in the summer.

 

[qbee]

It is frozen it is the mocha frappachino with chunks of starbucks own espresso fudge brownies... but they dont have it out here where I used to live (san diego) the used to have it and they also had a drive up starbucks

They have it here just a different name, Java Chip Frap...