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Russ walks into a bar and takes a seat next to Michelle, a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
Michelle notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', Russ replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'
Intrigued, Michelle says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
Russ explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
Michelle says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
Michelle giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
Russ smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast'.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
Michelle notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', Russ replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'
Intrigued, Michelle says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
Russ explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
Michelle says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
Michelle giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
Russ smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast'.
