State Of The Union - Tonight

Kyle

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State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames

NBC reporter Peter Alexander asked, "Isn't this just a waste of everyone's time?"

Psaki was unable to hide her displeasure with the question. "The president feels, and I agree, that the people are ready for some honest answers. We feel that a flaming pile of garbage best articulates what the president is trying to convey at this point in time."

The State of the Union will be broadcast on March 1st at 9 PM EST on C-Span. Experts believe it may become one of the highest-rated State of the Union addresses ever as viewers tune in to see if the fire will get out of control and burn down the Capitol building.

 

DaSDGuy

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State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames

NBC reporter Peter Alexander asked, "Isn't this just a waste of everyone's time?"

Psaki was unable to hide her displeasure with the question. "The president feels, and I agree, that the people are ready for some honest answers. We feel that a flaming pile of garbage best articulates what the president is trying to convey at this point in time."

The State of the Union will be broadcast on March 1st at 9 PM EST on C-Span. Experts believe it may become one of the highest-rated State of the Union addresses ever as viewers tune in to see if the fire will get out of control and burn down the Capitol building.

Watching DC Fire trying to get through the security fence will be something akin to a Three Stooges movie.
 

Hijinx

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The leadership of our great country will meet behind a fenced in enclosure, frightened to death of truckers who have come to give their message. The fence is up and they are so frightened they have called out the Metropolitan Police, the Park Police, The Secret service, the National Guard, the Capitol police and the boy scouts probably.

Do we need to listen to Biden tell us the State of the Union when we have our politicians all in one pile shitting their pants in fear? Hiding behind their fence and deaf to the voices of the public they have screwed over so badly in the last year?
 

vraiblonde

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Do we need to listen to Biden tell us the State of the Union when we have our politicians all in one pile shitting their pants in fear? Hiding behind their fence and deaf to the voices of the public they have screwed over so badly in the last year?

I don't. The Democrats having to surround themselves with armed guards says all we need to know.
 

Tech

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GregV814

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In the meantime, back at the ranch, Marty and Rick were dropping a "can" in a mud filled hole looking for gold that isnt there. Shockingly, they find a boot that may have been worn by Elinore Roosevelts maid, a possible "lesbian", who knew a few drunk sailors from Scotland, proving the Knights Templar had bowel movements on a big rock!!!!!
 

Grumpy

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In the meantime, back at the ranch, Marty and Rick were dropping a "can" in a mud filled hole looking for gold that isnt there. Shockingly, they find a boot that may have been worn by Elinore Roosevelts maid, a possible "lesbian", who knew a few drunk sailors from Scotland, proving the Knights Templar had bowel movements on a big rock!!!!!
Damn...Rick?? I thought his name was Spin.
 
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