Stephen Colbert Reveals He Is Stress-Eating Following Trump Win

[Kyle]

CBS’s Stephen Colbert revealed on Monday’s show that he has been stress eating in the days since President-elect Donald Trump won the election.

Stephen Colbert said his plan to cope with Trump’ victory is to lift weights and get “super jacked,” or, “I’m just going to get super fat. One of those two and I’ve got a pretty good clue of where it’s going to be. Because over the weekend, what I like to do when I’m feeling stressed out, I cook.”

Colbert then listed the meals he prepared, including Tuscan white bean soup, roasted cauliflower in coconut milk, and an almond bread pudding.

Stephen Colbert Reveals He Is Stress-Eating Following Trump Win

CBS's Stephen Colbert revealed on Monday's show that he has been stress eating in the days since President-elect Donald Trump won the election.

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He should absolutely season his cuisine with that new seasoning aqua tofana.

I hear it's all the rage.

 

[vraiblonde]

Colbert then listed the meals he prepared, including Tuscan white bean soup, roasted cauliflower in coconut milk, and an almond bread pudding.

What a dipshit. That's "stress-eating" by Hollywood standards, meaning you eat at all. True stress-eating is pizza, fried chicken, lasagna, steaks as big as your head, chunks of cheesecake.

"Oh, I feel so guilty! I ate some bean soup and roasted cauliflower! Trump is stressing me out!"

Bitch, please.

 

[Sneakers]

Everyone say it with me.

"AAAAAWWWwwwwwwwww....."

 

[herb749]

Then he'll spend weeks with lefty political guests, actors and media talkers. They will cuddle up and bemoan what happened. His show has become a nightly Meet the Press.

 

[gemma_rae]

I was sure he would be stress sodomizing his boy friend.

 

[Kyle]

I was sure he would be stress sodomizing his boy friend.

Jimmy Kimmel?

 

[OccamsRazor]

Colbert and Kimmel should be sending Thank You cards and Flowers to Trump for winning the election. Without him, their entire careers would be on life support. All these idiots did while Biden was in office was put together scraps of what Trump was doing in his off time (Especially Kimmel... that guy's entire schtick and lively-hood is Trump)
If anyone was celebrating when Trump won... it was these 2 douchebags.

 

[phreddyp]

What a dipshit. That's "stress-eating" by Hollywood standards, meaning you eat at all. True stress-eating is pizza, fried chicken, lasagna, steaks as big as your head, chunks of cheesecake.

"Oh, I feel so guilty! I ate some bean soup and roasted cauliflower! Trump is stressing me out!"

Bitch, please.

Yeah, I'd like to bitch slap him too!

 

[Hijinx]

Colbert and Kimmel to me are merely names I see others repeating as having late night TV show.
I have watched neither, nor do I intend to.

 

[vraiblonde]

Yeah, I'd like to bitch slap him too!

I could have some respect for him if he'd said he killed a party size bag of Doritos or snarfed down two pints of Jeni's ice cream. Bean soup and cauliflower should be mocked and disparaged as binge food.

 

[Monello]

He should eat a bag of dicks while he's at it.

 

[Hijinx]

He should eat a bag of dicks while he's at it.

It's my guess he already has.

 

[mitzi]

Colbert and Kimmel should be sending Thank You cards and Flowers to Trump for winning the election. Without him, their entire careers would be on life support. All these idiots did while Biden was in office was put together scraps of what Trump was doing in his off time (Especially Kimmel... that guy's entire schtick and lively-hood is Trump)
If anyone was celebrating when Trump won... it was these 2 douchebags.

I miss late night shows. Letterman and Leno made fun of the candidates or Presidents and it was funny. It was normally only in the monologues. This mess now dominates the entire show. The monologue, the guests, it never ends. I stopped watching.

 

[gemma_rae]

Colbert and Kimmel should be sending Thank You cards and Flowers to Trump for winning the election. Without him, their entire careers would be on life support. All these idiots did while Biden was in office was put together scraps of what Trump was doing in his off time (Especially Kimmel... that guy's entire schtick and lively-hood is Trump)
If anyone was celebrating when Trump won... it was these 2 douchebags.

Just crying on TV for the next 3 months will be more entertaining than their last 4 years of shows.

 

[vraiblonde]

Just crying on TV for the next 3 months will be more entertaining than their last 4 years of shows.

I never watch any of them but I'm definitely over their whingeing. It's like that little kid who learns a new knock-knock joke and the first couple times he tells it it's cute, but by the 10th time you're like, "Okay, STFU with that."