Sticking It in

[Shetiger]

Subject: Sticking It In
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> Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she
slept
> through the class.
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> One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,
Sally,
> who created the universe?"
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> When Sally didn't stir, little Jason, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair
> behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
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> "God Almighty!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good" and
Sally
> fell back asleep.
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> A while later the teacher asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
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> Sally didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Jason came to the
> rescue and stuck her again.
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> "Jesus Christ!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and
Sally
> promptly fell back asleep.
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> Once again the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question.
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> "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
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> And again, Jason jabbed her with the pin.
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> This time Sally jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing
> in
me
> one more time,
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> I'll break it in half!"
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> The teacher fainted.
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