LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
Sorry if this is a repeat.
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN IRRITATED BY A GOOBLEDY-GOOK
TALKING LAWYER, THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU SMILE!
Lawyers, Used Car Salesman, leeches, mosquitoes... all are
blood-leaching creatues.
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A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that
he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
have some fun at the deputy's expense..
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
The lawyer exit. At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:
"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN IRRITATED BY A GOOBLEDY-GOOK
TALKING LAWYER, THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU SMILE!
Lawyers, Used Car Salesman, leeches, mosquitoes... all are
blood-leaching creatues.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that
he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
have some fun at the deputy's expense..
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
The lawyer exit. At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:
"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
