SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
A trucker drove his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the other side which was equally steep. Suddenly up ahead, he noticed a man and a woman making love in the middle of the road. He slammed on his brakes and blew his air horn several times as the truck was bearing down on them. Fortunately, the rig stopped just inches from the couple. Getting out of the cab, the trucker walked over to the couple, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!" The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
