Strip club 'Alibi' aftershave to recreate scent of

Misfit

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Strip club launches 'Alibi' aftershave to recreate scent of the office | Metro.co.uk

A range of perfumes and colognes launched by a strip club aims to recreate the scents of commonly-used excuses given by men who are trying to explain to their other halves where they have been all evening.


You're home late, your clothes are dishevelled you smell of alcohol. How do you convince your better half you really weren’t out on the tiles?


The answer may be here... in the form of a new range of aftershaves designed to throw suspicious wives and girlfriends off the scent.


The Alibi range can mask the smell of a heavy night with aromas linked to more wholesome activities.


For example, My Car Broke Down is said to recreate the scent of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, while I Was Working Late packs the odour of coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink.


The three fragrances, which cost £24 a bottle, were launched by South African lap dancing club Mavericks, which said it never expected the idea to take off.


But it has been inundated with orders from countries in the Far East and Europe – including Britain.


‘Men seem desperate to get their hands on this stuff,’ said the Cape Town club’s boss Shane Harrison.
 

DEEKAYPEE8569

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Strip club launches 'Alibi' aftershave to recreate scent of the office | Metro.co.uk

A range of perfumes and colognes launched by a strip club aims to recreate the scents of commonly-used excuses given by men who are trying to explain to their other halves where they have been all evening.


You're home late, your clothes are dishevelled you smell of alcohol. How do you convince your better half you really weren’t out on the tiles?


The answer may be here... in the form of a new range of aftershaves designed to throw suspicious wives and girlfriends off the scent.


The Alibi range can mask the smell of a heavy night with aromas linked to more wholesome activities.


For example, My Car Broke Down is said to recreate the scent of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, while I Was Working Late packs the odour of coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink.


The three fragrances, which cost £24 a bottle, were launched by South African lap dancing club Mavericks, which said it never expected the idea to take off.


But it has been inundated with orders from countries in the Far East and Europe – including Britain.


‘Men seem desperate to get their hands on this stuff,’ said the Cape Town club’s boss Shane Harrison.

Save the expense. Either don't go out to stip clubs/cheat; or don't get married. You won't have to hide anything. :shrug:
 
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EmptyTimCup

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Save the expense. Either don't go out to stip clubs/cheat; or don't get married. You won't have to hide anything. :shrug:




women need to be more secure ....



.... my wife would careless if I spent a few hours @ a strip club ......
 

afjess1989

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If they showed their husband more boobage then maybe they wouldnt be at strip club...just sayin lol
 

DEEKAYPEE8569

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women need to be more secure ....



.... my wife would careless if I spent a few hours @ a strip club ......

Does steam roll out of the the Mrs.'s ears if you so much as hug another woman?.....Like, someone you haven't seen in a while?

I know a guy who has been married for 45 years; and if another woman, let's say, comes in casual contact with him; like a 'how've you been hug', you can almost see the laser beams shoot out of his better half's eyes.
God help him if he goes to a strip club "with the guys."
 

SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Why do you relate strip clubs to cheating?

Thats right! Doesnt matter where you get your appetite...as long as you eat at home :yay:

:yeahthat:
I agree.
Well, I suppose it depends on what you consider cheating or more importantly what your wife/gf considers cheating. I had an ex-gf that didn't mind if I occasionally went to a strip club with my friends. She was bi-cur and enjoyed hearing me tell her about the night and which strippers were hot. Hell sometimes she went with me to the club. Always made for a fun night afterward. :whistle:

Maybe I don't consider it cheating because I never wanted to have sex with anyone other than my SO (and never did). It was just seductive visual entertainment which was shared with my SO and we used it to enhance our relationship. Much like some couples have fun watching p0rn together (we did that too). She always knew what I was doing and I never sneaked around behind her back.

Each relationship is different so it's important you and your SO communicate on what's acceptable. If she's fine with it, you won't have to be deceptive and waste money on some cheap-a$$ aftershave that won't work. If she's not into it and you really want to, then I suggest you don't go and stay home and have your wife/gf strip for you instead. If that doesn't work, then find another SO. Open communication - be honest and no sneaking around.
 
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