Student puts special sauce into salad dressing

[pingrr]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1218062castro1.html

H.S. Salad Dressing Befouler Booked

Senior, 17, facing aggravated battery, disorderly conduct raps
DECEMBER 18--Meet Marco Raphael Castro. The Illinois high school student surrendered today to face charges resulting from a revolting lunchroom prank earlier this month. According to Wheaton police and school officials, the 17-year-old senior ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing on December 6 and returned the befouled condiment to the Wheaton North High School cafeteria. It is unclear if the dressing was used by any students before the container was cleaned and refilled the following day. Castro, pictured below in Wheaton Police Department mug shots, has been charged with disorderly conduct and attempted aggravated battery, both misdemeanors. School officials learned of the prank from students, and Principal Jill Bullo sent parents a December 14 letter informing them of the "very unusual and disgusting incident." (1 page)

 

[smoothmarine187]

ahahahaah.....I bet he was watching and laughing as other kids enjoyed the sweetness on their salads.........

 

[Toxick]

According to Wheaton police and school officials, the 17-year-old senior ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing on December 6 and returned the befouled condiment to the Wheaton North High School cafeteria.

Clean food, please.

In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating ranch?

No ranch, thank you.






I am Jack's raging bile duct.

 

[Chainsaw Slayer]

It is unclear if the dressing was used by any students before the container was cleaned and refilled the following day. )

I can't believe that the school didn't just through the container away after that. They actually decided to reuse it.

 

[nachomama]

I can't believe that the school didn't just through the container away after that. They actually decided to reuse it.

 

[LordStanley]

I can't believe that the school didn't just through the container away after that. They actually decided to reuse it.

who are you and what did you do with Chainsaw.... There was no reference to a saw in the above quote...

 

[nachomama]

who are you and what did you do with Chainsaw.... There was no reference to a saw in the above quote...

 

[ylexot]

who are you and what did you do with Chainsaw.... There was no reference to a saw in the above quote...

Somebody forgot to switch from their weak-ass MPD back to their normal persona...

 

[smoothmarine187]

I can't believe that the school didn't just through the container away after that. They actually decided to reuse it.

You should go there and cut that kids member off!....I'm glad the school reused it!......they are saving tax payers money!

 

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

Somebody forgot to switch from their weak-ass MPD back to their normal persona...

Kids knew about it and actually ate it anyway...

There was something I wasn't supposed to do at lunch today... What was it, "Paid cash to the lunch lady, OH YEAH, DON'T EAT THE SPERM-RAN SALAD DRESSING."

 

[vraiblonde]

If that were my kid I would beat his ass for him. How would you like to become famous because your stupid kid did something like that?

 

[Chainsaw Slayer]

who are you and what did you do with Chainsaw.... There was no reference to a saw in the above quote...

Listen here bub you beter watch it or I'll cut ya.

 

[TeaBag Express]

Listen here bub you beter watch it or I'll cut ya.

I wonder how the kid got cought.

 

[smoothmarine187]

I wonder how the kid got cought.

He probably told a bunch of his friends to watch as the other poor bastards put his man sauce on their salads.....lol......that would be way to good to enjoy quietly by yourself.

 

[TeaBag Express]

I sure that jokester will have a special suprise for the kid that told on him.

 

[Tonio]

Maybe the best punishment for the boy will be the taunting of his peers:

"Only a guy who can't get laid would do it with salad dressing!"

"Hey, once you go Thousand Island, you never go back!"

"Instead of herpes, did you catch croutons?"

 

[TeaBag Express]

Maybe the best punishment for the boy will be the taunting of his peers:

"Only a guy who can't get laid would do it with salad dressing!"

"Hey, once you go Thousand Island, you never go back!"

"Instead of herpes, did you catch croutons?"

That kid is definatly going to get made fun of and tormented in school.