GopherM
Darwin was right
A farm boy started dating a city girl and took her out to the farm to show her around and what country life was like. As they were walking around she saw two of the farm dogs going at it hot and heavy and asked the young man how the male knew that the female was ready to mate.
He told her it was easy because the male dog could smell when the female was in heat and ready to have sex.
As they walked on a little further she looked out in one of the pastures and saw a ram mounted on a ewe. She asked again how the ram knew that the ewe wanted to have sex.
The young man told her again that the ram could smell when the ewe was in season and ready to have sex.
Looking out in the big field with all the cattle grazing she saw a bull had mounted one of the cows and she said, “I guess you’re going to tell me that it is the same with the cows. The bull can smell when the cow is in season and ready to have sex?”
The farm boy told her that was exactly right that everything on the farm could smell when the females were ready to breed.
After a pleasant day on the farm, the young farmer took his girlfriend home, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and told her he would see her again soon.
She said she looked forward to it but before he came back he needed to get checked for COVID.
He was confused, told her he felt perfectly fine, and wanted to know why he should get checked.
She told him that according to the reports she had read, one of the first symptoms of COVID was that you lost your sense of smell.
He told her it was easy because the male dog could smell when the female was in heat and ready to have sex.
As they walked on a little further she looked out in one of the pastures and saw a ram mounted on a ewe. She asked again how the ram knew that the ewe wanted to have sex.
The young man told her again that the ram could smell when the ewe was in season and ready to have sex.
Looking out in the big field with all the cattle grazing she saw a bull had mounted one of the cows and she said, “I guess you’re going to tell me that it is the same with the cows. The bull can smell when the cow is in season and ready to have sex?”
The farm boy told her that was exactly right that everything on the farm could smell when the females were ready to breed.
After a pleasant day on the farm, the young farmer took his girlfriend home, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and told her he would see her again soon.
She said she looked forward to it but before he came back he needed to get checked for COVID.
He was confused, told her he felt perfectly fine, and wanted to know why he should get checked.
She told him that according to the reports she had read, one of the first symptoms of COVID was that you lost your sense of smell.