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The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and
impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom.
I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom
at the dinner table.
And you, little Patrick, the Irish boy, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?'
Patrick said 'I would say: Darlin, may I please be excused for
a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and
impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom.
I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom
at the dinner table.
And you, little Patrick, the Irish boy, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?'
Patrick said 'I would say: Darlin, may I please be excused for
a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
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