Summer Classes for Men!

emma1606

emma1606

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Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER :lmao:

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
 
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toppick08

Guest
emma1606 said:
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER :lmao:

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
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Chain729

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
So when do the women's classes on "How to be a good W.I.F.E.," "Logic 101" and "How not to let Emotion Blind Your Perception" start? How about Nagger's Anonymous?
 
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ItalianScallion

Harley Rider
Chain729 said:
So when do the women's classes on "How to be a good W.I.F.E.," "Logic 101" and "How not to let Emotion Blind Your Perception" start? How about Nagger's Anonymous?
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It's cool how they only found 14 classes for men to attend.
And what does that say about those who married these "defective" beings... Didn't they do these things BEFORE you married them...:evil:
 
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toppick08

Guest
emma1606 said:
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER :lmao:

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
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:bs:........they don't want them.....
 
-lilgiggles-

-lilgiggles-

...trying to keep up...
StrawberryGal said:
:roflmao:


You brought me lavendar flowers a month ago or so, and I liked it. :lol:


I guess some women don't like flowers because they are either allergic to it or prefers things that can be use or keep.
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:flowers:


I wouldn't mind flowers every once in a while. I don't like how expensive they usually are, but if they were a pretty, cheap bouquet from a grocery store or even freshly picked wildflowers, I would love to decorate the house or my room with them.
Its the simple thought that matters...Flowers make a girl feel special :love:
:diva:
 
Chain729

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
-lilgiggles- said:
:flowers:


I wouldn't mind flowers every once in a while. I don't like how expensive they usually are, but if they were a pretty, cheap bouquet from a grocery store or even freshly picked wildflowers, I would love to decorate the house or my room with them.
Its the simple thought that matters...Flowers make a girl feel special :love:
:diva:
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I usually give my girls sides of beef. If I'm going to give someone decaying matter, at least they get something useful.
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
ItalianScallion said:
It's cool how they only found 14 classes for men to attend.
And what does that say about those who married these "defective" beings... Didn't they do these things BEFORE you married them...:evil:
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Actually, I married one that totally flipped the switch as soon as I was legally obligated. Lesson learned in get to know someone well before you get hitched cause it's very possible they're repressing the psycho inside. It can only stay bottled up for so long so if someone is pushing a quick wedding; run like hell. Gotta learn my lessons the hard way. :banghead:
 
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ItalianScallion

Harley Rider
pixiegirl said:
Actually, I married one that totally flipped the switch as soon as I was legally obligated. Lesson learned in get to know someone well before you get hitched cause it's very possible they're repressing the psycho inside. It can only stay bottled up for so long so if someone is pushing a quick wedding; run like hell. Gotta learn my lessons the hard way. :banghead:
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I'm sooo sorry for your situation and that some men DO lie but you're making my point for me. (How long did you date b4 marrying him?) That's why I've always said it's the ladies fault for not spending more time checking his background out. It DOES takes time, LOTS of communication and some serious testing. People today don't "test" (get to know) their potential mates well enough. Put them in every stiuation possible! Watch how they treat their Mom's, waitresses, possessions, etc. Talk about everything before marriage, DON'T LIVE TOGETHER, don't give up the booty before marriage (that will go over well in 2008)! See how they are with money, kids, their family's, the TV. Many of the problems with guys can be easily seen by us men, WHY CAN'T YOU LADIES SEE THEM? I've told lady friends of mine not to marry or date certain guys, they did, now they're apart...what more could I have done?
This is why it bothers me to read these types of threads. Most women would NEVER be married if they didn't "settle" for less in a man than they expect. The issues of bathroom habits, laundry, needing a "mommy" instead of a wife, remembering important dates are ALL visible before the wedding day. If those attributes aren't there why marry them? :smack:
 
CRoyal

CRoyal

Infinite Impetus
ItalianScallion said:
I'm sooo sorry for your situation and that some men DO lie but you're making my point for me. (How long did you date b4 marrying him?) That's why I've always said it's the ladies fault for not spending more time checking his background out. It DOES takes time, LOTS of communication and some serious testing. People today don't "test" (get to know) their potential mates well enough. Put them in every stiuation possible! Watch how they treat their Mom's, waitresses, possessions, etc. Talk about everything before marriage, DON'T LIVE TOGETHER, don't give up the booty before marriage (that will go over well in 2008)! See how they are with money, kids, their family's, the TV. Many of the problems with guys can be easily seen by us men, WHY CAN'T YOU LADIES SEE THEM? I've told lady friends of mine not to marry or date certain guys, they did, now they're apart...what more could I have done?
This is why it bothers me to read these types of threads. Most women would NEVER be married if they didn't "settle" for less in a man than they expect. The issues of bathroom habits, laundry, needing a "mommy" instead of a wife, remembering important dates are ALL visible before the wedding day. If those attributes aren't there why marry them? :smack:
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So you're happily married and have been for many years?
 
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ItalianScallion

Harley Rider
CRoyal said:
So you're happily married and have been for many years?
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NO WAY!!! Sorry to disappoint you since misery loves company.:whistle: I am, however, very happy being single and I've learned a lot from my 36 years of dating. For me, today, it is very hard to find a compatible woman (even in church I must say). I'm not saying guys are flawless but, since I don't date them, I don't care what they do.
When hanging out with different gals, as I do, I really don't get into the particulars of how she keeps her place because I'm not out to marry her, just out for fun. If I was, I would definitely put her through the "tests" I mentioned earlier. If we want more time together we call each other. If not, we don't but we're still friends. Right now, cleanliness, looks and a sense of humor are the top 3 for me. It's simply: going out with miss "right now" until miss "right" comes along". :whistle:
 
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