Sung to the tune of " If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands"

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justhangn

Guest
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
and the bank takes back your Audi,
and the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showing, bomb Iraq.
If the "smokin' gun" ain't smokin'
We don't care and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin'
Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowlly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! The clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Somethings we prefer not knowing
(though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq.
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying "no" would look like treason.
It's the Hussein-hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
 
K

Kain99

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My kids stopped appreciating my nightly Lullabyes about 10 years ago... I think I just found one they're gonna LOVE!
 
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