We're going to a Super Bowl party at the campground that may or may not be fun. The good news is that if it's not fun we can walk across the street and be back in our sanctuary.
The dilemma is: who to root for?
I like Tom Brady and I love it when he wins so I can enjoy the hater meltdown.
However, the Eagles have never been to the Super Bowl, and that Mommy in me wants them to get a trophy.
But I remember those scumbags disrespecting our country with their BLM nonsense, so I want the good guys of New England to beat the #### out of them.
I got no real dog in this fight because I give precisely zero chits about overpaid athletes and the games they play, but ya gotta root for one of them, right? It would gall me to root for Filthadelphia but I'm still torn because they're the underdog that I tend to champion. Rooting for the Pats seems like a sure thing metoo hanger-on move.
Who you rooting for? Or are you going to skip the festivities altogether because the NFL is an America-hating self-important out of touch frivolous entity that doesn't deserve our attention?
The dilemma is: who to root for?
I like Tom Brady and I love it when he wins so I can enjoy the hater meltdown.
However, the Eagles have never been to the Super Bowl, and that Mommy in me wants them to get a trophy.
But I remember those scumbags disrespecting our country with their BLM nonsense, so I want the good guys of New England to beat the #### out of them.
I got no real dog in this fight because I give precisely zero chits about overpaid athletes and the games they play, but ya gotta root for one of them, right? It would gall me to root for Filthadelphia but I'm still torn because they're the underdog that I tend to champion. Rooting for the Pats seems like a sure thing metoo hanger-on move.
Who you rooting for? Or are you going to skip the festivities altogether because the NFL is an America-hating self-important out of touch frivolous entity that doesn't deserve our attention?