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The Coach had put together the perfect team for the
Oakland Raiders. The only thing that was missing was a
good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and
even the high schools, but he couldn't find a
quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then
one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene
in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he
spotted a young Afghanistan soldier with a truly
incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into
a 3rd-story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw
another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100
yards away, ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90
mph, bulls-eye! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said
to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the
great game of football, and the Raiders go on to win
the Super Bowl. The young Afghani is hailed as the
Great Hero of football, and when Coach asks him what
he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his
mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the
Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says.
"You deserted us. You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man
pleads. "I just won the greatest sporting event in the
world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this
very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
and this week your sister was raped in broad
daylight." The old lady pauses, and then tearfully
says "I'll never forgive you for making us move to
Oakland "
Oakland Raiders. The only thing that was missing was a
good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and
even the high schools, but he couldn't find a
quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then
one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene
in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he
spotted a young Afghanistan soldier with a truly
incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into
a 3rd-story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw
another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100
yards away, ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90
mph, bulls-eye! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said
to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the
great game of football, and the Raiders go on to win
the Super Bowl. The young Afghani is hailed as the
Great Hero of football, and when Coach asks him what
he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his
mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the
Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says.
"You deserted us. You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man
pleads. "I just won the greatest sporting event in the
world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this
very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
and this week your sister was raped in broad
daylight." The old lady pauses, and then tearfully
says "I'll never forgive you for making us move to
Oakland "