Super Groaners

GopherM

Darwin was right
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on
a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the
hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a
tribal elder who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.
When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the elder looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you,
with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
 
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