Superman was flying around one day feeling somewhat frisky. As he was
passing over Gotham City he saw Batman, so he decided to fly down for a chat.
"Hey Bats" called Superman "Are there any girls good for a bit of action
around here ?"
Batman looked up and replied, "Well Supe, everyone knows that Wonder Woman
offers the best sex in the whole of Comic Land, why don't you give her a try?"
"I'd love to," replied Superman, "but Wonder Woman and I are kind of
friends, so I don't really want to take advantage of her".
"Damn shame," said Batman, and waved goodbye to Superman as he flew off.
Ten minutes later he was flying low over a city when he saw Spiderman
swinging from rooftop to rooftop. So again he decided to fly down. "Hey
Spidey, I'm looking for some action, who's the best girl in Comic Land?"
said Superman.
"Hey, Big S" replied Spiderman "Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and
away the best shag in Comic Land, why don't you try her?"
"Well, the trouble is, we are sort of friends," said Superman, "but I didn't
realise she had gotten around so much" and flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman
lying naked in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the
air. Superman was tempted.
'Damn!' he thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be
in and out of there before she even realises.' So with a blur and a sonic
boom he was down, in and gone, and finally satisfied.
Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a glazed expression. "What the hell
was that??" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," replied the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But all of a
sudden my ass hurts."
passing over Gotham City he saw Batman, so he decided to fly down for a chat.
"Hey Bats" called Superman "Are there any girls good for a bit of action
around here ?"
Batman looked up and replied, "Well Supe, everyone knows that Wonder Woman
offers the best sex in the whole of Comic Land, why don't you give her a try?"
"I'd love to," replied Superman, "but Wonder Woman and I are kind of
friends, so I don't really want to take advantage of her".
"Damn shame," said Batman, and waved goodbye to Superman as he flew off.
Ten minutes later he was flying low over a city when he saw Spiderman
swinging from rooftop to rooftop. So again he decided to fly down. "Hey
Spidey, I'm looking for some action, who's the best girl in Comic Land?"
said Superman.
"Hey, Big S" replied Spiderman "Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and
away the best shag in Comic Land, why don't you try her?"
"Well, the trouble is, we are sort of friends," said Superman, "but I didn't
realise she had gotten around so much" and flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman
lying naked in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the
air. Superman was tempted.
'Damn!' he thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be
in and out of there before she even realises.' So with a blur and a sonic
boom he was down, in and gone, and finally satisfied.
Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a glazed expression. "What the hell
was that??" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," replied the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But all of a
sudden my ass hurts."