Supermodels only

[Misfit]

best of craigslist: Supermodels only

 

[ZARA]

Well hell...wish I wasn't a red head. He sounds like the man of my dreams!

 

[GURPS]

Model the latest lingerie for me between 9-10 pm nightly. Share your many model friends with me sexually.

yeah that's going to fly FAR .....

 

[dontknowwhy]

the fact that he's open & honest is what makes him the perfect catch...

 

[sockgirl77]

Short and bald. Chubby and pale with small features.(hands feet ears) Dominating, picky and judgemental. Sometimes a little awkward around women.

Penn, is that you?

 

[sockgirl77]

best of craigslist: A friendly note from your local porn shop worker-Rant

 

[sockgirl77]

best of craigslist: super mario sex - w4m

Great, now I have the Super Marios Bros song in my head.

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

best of craigslist: super mario sex - w4m

Great, now I have the Super Marios Bros song in my head.

I wonder if she'll give him a mushroom to make him get bigger?

"Mamma Mia" "Letsa Go"

 

[sockgirl77]

I wonder if she'll give him a mushroom to make him get bigger?

"Mamma Mia" "Letsa Go"

OMG!

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

 

[vraiblonde]

I would call bull#### on those but peoples' kinks and fetishes no longer surprise me. I am jaded and cynical.

 

[ZARA]

best of craigslist: A friendly note from your local porn shop worker-Rant

7. Ok this one is bound to piss off some people but IDGAF! At my adult store we try to carry things for the BBW shopper...aka Fatty Friendly store. However please be reasonable when shopping. Lingerie runs small k? I wear a size SM and 6/8 pant at normal stores, at my work I wear a large and usually cannot pull off the boxed lingerie. So no need to scream, cry, or freak out when I recommend that your 240lb ass may not fit into a size medium. Also NO, I do not feel like taking 30 minutes to try to squeeze all your rolls into a corset. Hun, it's not going to help, you will just look like a walrus in rubber bands. Please let me put you in #### that will fit. Your man doesn't care what the tag says, but he will care if you have more rolls than pillsbury coming out of lingerie that is too small.

Oh My...lol!

 

[itsbob]

best of craigslist: A friendly note from your local porn shop worker-Rant

Never worked at a porn store but worked a video store with an adult room... there are some hardcore addicts, and don't EVER forget to order more midget or pregnant porn.