"Survivor" for St. Mary's County

[harleygirl]

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", St. Mary's Countians have made their own version.
Contestants are given pink car to drive from 7th District, to Leonardtown, on to Ridge, and back to 7th District. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

 

[Tonio]

:amended:

On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, I hate softball, 10-ounce Buds are for sissies, stuffed ham tastes like cardboard, the Navy is for fags, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

 

[bresamil]

They'd never make it past Anderson's Bar.

 

[harleygirl]

:amended:

Even Better!!!

 

[Vince]

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", St. Mary's Countians have made their own version.
Contestants are given pink car to drive from 7th District, to Leonardtown, on to Ridge, and back to 7th District. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

Car with the least amount of bullet holes in it wins.

 

[blacklabman]

What a stale old joke. Try to provide something original!

 

[BS Gal]

What a stale old joke. Try to provide something original!

Don't be a meamie. I thought it was funny.