Survivor, Texas style. (possible repeat)

[justhangn]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own entitled, "Survivor - Texas Style".

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving pink Volvos with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay....I love the Dixie Chicks....I'm a vegetarian....I voted for Al Gore....George Strait Sucks....Hillary in 2004!....and.... I'm here to confiscate your
guns!"

The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.

 

[Sharon]

You're safe

Nope it wasn't posted here, I sent it to you in email.

Of course, Jazz may say differently.

 

[jazz lady]

Well, at least he knew he had seen it somewhere before.

Justhangn - the other joke is a repeat though.

 

[giggles04]